Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn.
- I am grateful for the lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and floors that need waxing because it means I have a home. – Anonymous
- If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. – Andrew Mason
- The fairies break their dances And leave the printed lawn. – A.E. Housman
- I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. – C.E. Cowman
- My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. – Tim Allen