Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
- One of the great mind destroyers of college education is the belief that if it’s very complex, it’s very profound. - Anonymous
- Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income–which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughn
- If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library. — Frank Zappa
- A college education shows a man how little other people know. - Thomas Chandler
- The things taught in schools and colleges are not an education, but the means to an education. - Anonymous