Whoever invented soccer should be worshipped as a God.
- The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius. - Anonymous
- Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. - Anonymous
- If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check. - Dan Quayle
- Soccer is the ballet of the masses. - Anonymous
- I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in soccer. - Anonymous