A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
- Joey Adams
- A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams
- Smack your child every day. If you don’t know why he does. - Joey Adams
- If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all. - Joey Adams
- May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions! - Joey Adams
- Education is wonderful it helps you worry about things all over the world. - Joey Adams