I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
- I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Anonymous
- Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink. - Anonymous
- First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - Francis Scott
- If I had all the money I’d spent on drink, I’d spend it on drink. - Vivian Stanshall
- One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Anonymous