Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
- Hard Drive is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it. - Anonymous
- If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. - Dean Martin
- Drive thy business or it will drive thee. - Benjamin Franklin
- If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way. - Anonymous
- First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. - Francis Scott