0Life is just a bowl of pits.
- Rodney Dangerfield
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- When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield
- My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. - Rodney Dangerfield
- I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous everyone hasn’t met me yet. - Rodney Dangerfield
- I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield
- I’m so ugly My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield
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