The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
- Jay Leno
- I find the doctors and the sages Have differ’d in all climes and ages, And two in fifty scarce agree On what is pure morality. - Thomas Moore
- He who lends a book is an idiot. He who returns the book is more of an idiot. - Arabic Proverb
- Doctors coin money when they do procedures but family medicine doesn’t have any procedures. - Dr. David Jones
- Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. - Jay Leno
- If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno