The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
- Roseanne Barr
- Men can read maps better than women. ‘Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles. - Roseanne Barr
- It’s okay to be fat. So you’re fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. - Roseanne Barr
- The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr
- I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. – Roseanne Barr
- One must learn by doing the thing, for though you think you know it, you have no certainty until you try. - Aristotle