I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
- Rita Rudner
- Man I want my children to spend their weekends with? - Rita Rudner
- Have children while you parents are still young enough to take care of hem. - Rita Rudner
- I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner
- Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner
- Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: ‘This looks much better on.’ On what? On fire? - Rita Rudner