+1A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining.
- Mark Twain
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- If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
- When you cannot get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one. - Mark Twain
- The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. - Mark Twain
- To get the full value of joy You must have someone to divide it with. - Mark Twain
- Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. - Mark Twain
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