+3A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.
- Erma Bombeck
Tag: Erma Bombeck
Category : Funny Quotes and SayingsMore Quotes
- I’ve been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck
- As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. - Erma Bombeck
- When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck
- Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
- A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck
Leave a comment