+1My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Tag: Rodney Dangerfield
Category : Funny Quotes and SayingsMore Quotes
- I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield
- My wife’s jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. - Rodney Dangerfield
- My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield
- When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield
- Life is just a bowl of pits. - Rodney Dangerfield
Leave a comment