+1Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
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- Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
- When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck
- Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
- A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
- A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck
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