She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
- Oscar Levant
- A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don’t think of it first. — Oscar Levant
- Happiness isn’t something you experience; it’s something you remember. - Oscar Levant
- I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on. - Oscar Levant
- A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it. - Oscar Levant
- I have no trouble with my enemies. But my god dam friends,…they are the ones that keep me walking the floor nights. - Oscar Levant