+1I’ve got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are ‘hello,’ ‘goodbye,’ and I’m pregnant.
- Dean Martin
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- Here lies my past, Goodbye I have kissed it; Thank you kids, I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash
- If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. - Dean Martin
- By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. - Phyllis Diller
- Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
- What’s the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I’m home. - Ken Hammond
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