A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
- A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman. – E.G. Bulwer Lytton
- Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. – Lynda Barry
- I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.. – Mark Twain
- If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I’d make love to it, then I’d smoke it. – George Burns
- To smoke a cigar through a mouthpiece is equivalent to kissing a lady through a respirator. – Proverb