If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
- Dan Quayle
- The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius. - Anonymous
- I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made. - Dan Quayle
- Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children. - Dan Quayle
- God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. - Jacques Deval
- You can’t be value free when it comes to marriage. - Al Gore