Clearly, God is a Democrat.
– Patrick Caddell
- I’m not a member of any organized political party, I’m a Democrat! – Will Rogers
- The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother’s always a Democrat. – Robert Frost
- A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants. – Alben W. Barkley
- If the person you are trying to diagnose politically is some sort of intellectual, the chances are two to one he is a Democrat. – Vance Packard
- Reality is bad enough. Why should I tell the truth? – Patrick Sky