I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades or a game of fake heart attack.
- Demetri Martin
More Quotes
- Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal. - Demetri Martin
- Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships. - James Shubert
- I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. - Jennifer
- If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. - Bob Hope
- If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. - Anonymous


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