Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSs is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
- I would rather use Java than Perl. And I’d rather be eaten by a crocodile than use Java. — Proverb
- Java: write once, debug everywhere. - Proverb
- A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. - Dave Barry
- Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll need them on your way down. - W. Migner
- If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. - Alice Roosevelt