Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
- Erma Bombeck
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Category : Pregnancy Quotes, Sayings about being pregnantMore Quotes
- As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. - Erma Bombeck
- Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. - Erma Bombeck
- When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck
- Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
- A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck


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