+1Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
- Erma Bombeck
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- Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. - Erma Bombeck
- No self respecting mother would run out of intimidations on the eve of a major holiday. - Erma Bombeck
- There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. - Erma Bombeck
- When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway. - Erma Bombeck
- As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. - Erma Bombeck
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