When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
- Rodney Dangerfield
More Quotes
- When I was a kid I got no respect. When my parents got divorced there was a custody fight over me … and no one showed up. - Rodney Dangerfield
- My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. - Rodney Dangerfield
- Life is just a bowl of pits. - Rodney Dangerfield
- I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous everyone hasn’t met me yet. - Rodney Dangerfield
- I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield


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