+1No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.
- W. C. Fields
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- The hero dead cannot expire: The dead still play their part. - Mary C. Crowley
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- We labor to make a house a home, then every time we’re expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house. - Robert Brault
- If you play bridge badly you make your partner suffer, but if you play poker badly you make everybody happy. - Joe Laurie Jr.
- Don’t tell mom I’m a pilot, she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse. - Bumper sticker
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