The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
- Phyllis Diller
Tag: Phyllis DillerCategory : Homecoming Quotes
- The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller
- By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. - Phyllis Diller
- I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller
- Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? – Phyllis Diller
- A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - Phyllis Diller