Will Rogers Quotes
+40Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
- Will Rogers
+3A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.
- Will Rogers
+1Does college pay? They do if you are a good open field runner.
- Will Rogers
+1Even if you’re on the right track – you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
- Will Rogers
+1I’m not a member of any organized political party, I’m a Democrat!
- Will Rogers
+1I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
- Will Rogers
+1Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
- Will Rogers
+1Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
- Will Rogers
+1Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
- Will Rogers
+1Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back.
- Will Rogers
+1I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
- Will Rogers
+1Never miss a good chance to shut up.
- Will Rogers
+1We don’t give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give ‘em plenty of publicity.
- Will Rogers
+1You’ve got to go out on a limb sometimes because that’s where the fruit is.
- Will Rogers
+1Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like.
- Will Rogers
+1If we got one tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn’t be any inducement to go to heaven.
- Will Rogers
+1The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win.
- Will Rogers
+1The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort.
- Will Rogers
+1I belong to no organized party.I am a Democrat.
- Will Rogers
+1The man with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, “How is the president?”
- Will Rogers
+1Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
- Will Rogers
+1Things ain’t what they used to be and probably never was.
- Will Rogers
+1All I know is what I read in the papers.
- Will Rogers
+1Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
- Will Rogers
+1Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
- Will Rogers