Mignon McLaughlin Quotes

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Society honors its living conformists and its dead troublemakers.
- Mignon McLaughlin

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Confession is good for the conscience, but it usually bypasses the soul.
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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times with the same person.
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If you have to do it every day, for God’s sake learn to do it well.
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You will turn over many a futile new leaf till you learn we must all write on scratched out pages.
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Whatever we worship, short of God, is sure to be our undoing.
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The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
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There’s an awful lot of blood around that water is thicker than.
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Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren’t even there before.
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Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name.
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In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.
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Don’t be yourself be someone a little nicer.
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The soul may sleep and the body still be happy, but only in youth.
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I’m glad I don’t have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and put them in my mouth.
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To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life work.
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The fear of being laughed at makes cowards of us all.
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Neurosis is no worse than a bad cold; you ache all over, and it’s made you a mess, but you won’t die from it.
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Most sermons sound to me like commercials but I can’t make out whether God is the Sponsor or the Product.
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My religious position: I think that God could do a lot better, and I’m willing to give Him the chance.
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There are now electrical appliances with the main unit so sealed in that it cannot be got at for repair.There have always been human beings like that.
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I often pray, though I’m not really sure Anyone’s listening; and I phrase it carefully, just in case He’s literary.
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The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
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We welcome passion, for the mind is briefly let off duty.
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Love is often gentle, desire always a rage.
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Your children tell you casually years later what it would have killed you with worry to know at the time.
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Likely as not, the child you can do the least with will do the most to make you proud.
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Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first.
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The ideal home: big enough for you to hear the children, but not very well.
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For the happiest life, rigorously plan your days, leave your nights open to chance.
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Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
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When the pain is great enough, we will let anyone be doctor.
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Nostalgia for what we have lost is more bearable than nostalgia for what we have never had.
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Children lack morality, but they also lack fake morality.
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Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom.
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Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It’s possible that both are right.
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How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he’s going to wind up wanting hasn’t even been born.
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There’s nothing wrong with most men’s egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can’t cure.
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Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives.
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Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.
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My doctor is nice; every time I see him, I’m ashamed of what I think of doctors in general.
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