Martin H. Fischer Quotes
Sin is committable in thought, word or deed; so is virtue.
- Martin H. Fischer
There is no substitute for mother’s milk.
- Martin H. Fischer
The inertia hardest to overcome is that of perfectly good seconds.
- Martin H. Fischer
The great men of science are supreme artists.
- Martin H. Fischer
If you are physically sick, you can elicit the interest of a battery of physicians; but if you are mentally sick, you are lucky if the janitor comes around.
- Martin H. Fischer
The reflex is physiology below the collar button. Psychology is physiology above the collar button.
- Martin H. Fischer
Sure you can psychoanalyze! But as Baehr used to say, why bother to sort garbage?
- Martin H. Fischer
God’s interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.
- Martin H. Fischer
Research is the name given the crystal formed when the night’s worry is added to the day’s sweat.
- Martin H. Fischer
Why should moral distinction be made between death by the spirochete and death by the streptococcus?
- Martin H. Fischer
The analysis of man discloses three chemical elements a job, a meal and a woman.
- Martin H. Fischer
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession.
- Martin H. Fischer
Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you that action on your part which best conserves the interests of your patient.
- Martin H. Fischer
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake!
- Martin H. Fischer
In the sick room, ten cents’ worth of human understanding equals ten dollars’ worth of medical science.
- Martin H. Fischer
The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him?
- Martin H. Fischer
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion.
- Martin H. Fischer
Any man who does not make himself proficient in at least two languages other than his own is a fool.
- Martin H. Fischer
I find four great classes of students: The dumb who stay dumb. The dumb who become wise. The wise who go dumb. The wise who remain wise.
- Martin H. Fischer
It is not hard to learn more. What is hard is to unlearn when you discover yourself wrong.
- Martin H. Fischer
All the world is a laboratory to the inquiring mind.
- Martin H. Fischer
Man embraces in his makeup all the natural orders; he’s a squid, a mollusk, a sucker and a buzzard; sometimes he’s a cerebrate.
- Martin H. Fischer
When freedom from want and freedom from fear are achieved, man’s remains will be in rigor mortis.
- Martin H. Fischer
A nickel’s worth of goulash beats a five dollar can of vitamines.
- Martin H. Fischer
The inventor of soda crackers has a place in hell.
- Martin H. Fischer


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