Mae West Quotes
+1You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
- Mae West
+1A man’s kiss is his signature.
- Mae West
+1Brains are an asset, if you hide them.
- Mae West
+1Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
- Mae West
+1She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
- Mae West
+1Don’t cry for a man who’s left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
- Mae West
+1I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.
- Mae West
+1It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
- Mae West
0Look your best–who said love is blind?
- Mae West
0Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct–it’s an art.
- Mae West
0All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
- Mae West
0Love thy neighbor and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
- Mae West
0Love is the only industry which can’t operate on a five-day week.
- Mae West
0Success is a two bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same time.
- Mae West
0I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
- Mae West
0You may admire a girl’s curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.
- Mae West
0Life’s just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.
- Mae West