Mae West Quotes
+14His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
- Mae West
+12When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.
- Mae West
+4I speak two languages, Body and English.
- Mae West
+4I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
- Mae West
+1The score never interested me, only the game.
- Mae West
+1I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
- Mae West
+1Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
- Mae West
+1I feel like a million tonight but one at a time.
- Mae West
+1Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
- Mae West
+1Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
- Mae West
+1If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
- Mae West
+1It ain’t no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don’t break any.
- Mae West
+1I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
- Mae West
+1I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.
- Mae West
+1No gold digging for me; I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.
- Mae West
+1When I’m good I’m very good, but when I’m bad I’m better.
- Mae West
+1I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.
- Mae West
+1A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
- Mae West
+1Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
- Mae West
+1It’s not the men in my life, it’s the life in my men.
- Mae West
+1A hard man is good to find.
- Mae West
+1You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
- Mae West
+1A man’s kiss is his signature.
- Mae West
+1Brains are an asset, if you hide them.
- Mae West
+1Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
- Mae West
+1She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
- Mae West
+1Don’t cry for a man who’s left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
- Mae West
+1I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.
- Mae West
+1It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
- Mae West
0Look your best–who said love is blind?
- Mae West
0Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct–it’s an art.
- Mae West
0All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
- Mae West
0Love thy neighbor and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
- Mae West
0Love is the only industry which can’t operate on a five-day week.
- Mae West
0Success is a two bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same time.
- Mae West
0I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
- Mae West
0You may admire a girl’s curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.
- Mae West
0Life’s just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.
- Mae West
