Mae West Quotes

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His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
- Mae West

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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.
- Mae West

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
- Mae West

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I speak two languages, Body and English.
- Mae West

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The score never interested me, only the game.
- Mae West

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I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
- Mae West

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Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
- Mae West

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I feel like a million tonight but one at a time.
- Mae West

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A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction.
- Mae West

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Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
- Mae West

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It’s not the men in my life that count it’s the life in my men.
- Mae West

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Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
- Mae West

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If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
- Mae West

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It ain’t no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don’t break any.
- Mae West

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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
- Mae West

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I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.
- Mae West

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No gold digging for me; I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.
- Mae West

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Too many girls follow the line of least resistance–but a good line is hard to resist.
- Mae West

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When I’m good I’m very good, but when I’m bad I’m better.
- Mae West

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I’ve been things and seen places.
- Mae West

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I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.
- Mae West

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A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
- Mae West

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Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.
- Mae West

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It’s not the men in my life, it’s the life in my men.
- Mae West

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A hard man is good to find.
- Mae West

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