Kin Hubbard Quotes
+23The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
- Kin Hubbard
+3The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
- Kin Hubbard
+3The alimentary canal is thirty two feet long. You control only the first three inches of it. Control it well.
- Kin Hubbard
+1Beauty is only skin deep,but it’s a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
- Kin Hubbard
+1No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone; any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
- Kin Hubbard
+1The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
- Kin Hubbard
+1Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
- Kin Hubbard
+1If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
- Kin Hubbard
+1It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
- Kin Hubbard
+1An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed.
- Kin Hubbard
+1Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Kin Hubbard
+1Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
- Kin Hubbard
+1Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
- Kin Hubbard
+1A loafer always has the correct time.
- Kin Hubbard
+1Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
- Kin Hubbard
+1Don’t knock the weather; nine tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
- Kin Hubbard
+1It’s pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth have both failed.
- Kin Hubbard
+1Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.
- Kin Hubbard
+1Nothings as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
- Kin Hubbard
+1There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
- Kin Hubbard
+1The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
- Kin Hubbard
+1The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
- Kin Hubbard
+1Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much?
- Kin Hubbard
+1Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
- Kin Hubbard
+1When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.
- Kin Hubbard
+1Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
- Kin Hubbard
+1Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
- Kin Hubbard
+1A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
- Kin Hubbard
0It isn’t enough for you to love money it’s also necessary that money should love you.
- Kin Hubbard
