Doug Larson Quotes

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Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
- Doug Larson

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
- Doug Larson

An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the same may be true.
- Doug Larson

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
- Doug Larson

For disappearing acts, it’s hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
- Doug Larson

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
- Doug Larson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
– Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
- Doug Larson

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
- Doug Larson

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
- Doug Larson

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
- Doug Larson

Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
- Doug Larson

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
- Doug Larson

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
- Doug Larson

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
- Doug Larson

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
- Doug Larson

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
- Doug Larson

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
- Doug Larson

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People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30 year mortgage.
- Doug Larson