Bill Cosby Quotes
+2There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
- Bill Cosby
+1Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
- Bill Cosby
+1The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
- Bill Cosby
+1For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
- Bill Cosby
+1The serve was invented so that the net could play.
- Bill Cosby
+1No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I’m not talking about the kids.
- Bill Cosby
+1The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.
- Bill Cosby
+1You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humour in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
- Bill Cosby
+1Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
- Bill Cosby
+1My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.
- Bill Cosby
+1Anyone can dabble, but once you’ve made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it’s very hard for people to stop you.
- Bill Cosby
+1The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
- Bill Cosby
+1Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on a rope.
- Bill Cosby
+1Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
- Bill Cosby
+1A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
- Bill Cosby
0That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.
- Bill Cosby